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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>This is a blog</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @howlongcanmyurlbe)</generator><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Damn white girls are annoying</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Damn white girls are annoying&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/38209606883</link><guid>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/38209606883</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2012 00:41:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>barackinaroundthechristmastree:

“hi mtv this is marilyn manson welcome to my marilyn mansion”</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://barackinaroundthechristmastree.tumblr.com/post/37661856227/hi-mtv-this-is-marilyn-manson-welcome-to-my" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;barackinaroundthechristmastree&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;“hi mtv this is marilyn manson welcome to my marilyn mansion”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37710382380</link><guid>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37710382380</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 07:50:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>true-crime-101:

The eleven rules of the Earth, according to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt0furxmSc1qdp4kpo1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt0furxmSc1qdp4kpo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://true-crime-101.tumblr.com/post/37647598247/the-eleven-rules-of-the-earth-according-to"&gt;true-crime-101&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The eleven rules of the Earth, according to LaVeyan Satanism:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;9. Do not harm little children.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37677166277</link><guid>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37677166277</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 19:59:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mclt7tQE5y1r4y0tco1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37675000164</link><guid>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37675000164</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 19:31:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>sex-drugs-tattoo:

The Beatles</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdmc9c6x9r1qc7ly2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sex-drugs-tattoo.tumblr.com/post/37669563985/the-beatles" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;sex-drugs-tattoo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Beatles&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37674770149</link><guid>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37674770149</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 19:29:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m890tlNnmP1qhc7eco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37674507022</link><guid>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37674507022</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 19:25:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhi6gipEnA1qh262so1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37674286327</link><guid>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37674286327</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 19:22:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbwp6uTTwq1rzgjq1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37674238646</link><guid>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37674238646</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 19:22:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>keepsailingkids:

Requested by Brad
Like me on Facebook!
As you...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9fa51e4ea452431abae8b10c128a2ea3/tumblr_meu8hv2Wkj1riccwio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://keepsailingkids.tumblr.com/post/37668514271/requested-by-brad-like-me-on-facebook-as-you" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;keepsailingkids&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Requested by &lt;a href="http://castinto-oblivion.tumblr.com/"&gt;Brad&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Like me on &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://facebook.com/sayheartdesignsMN"&gt;Facebook&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As you can see, I gave Mitch angel wings and a halo, for obvious reasons. He was such a great inspiration for so many people, it’s sad to see such great people go, but what they leave behind is more important than what they could have done. The dead are living through the great memories. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37674097247</link><guid>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37674097247</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 19:20:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>wrath-and-cinaminis:

rebxxx:

sexy

I can’t take this anymore.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/968ddaec6550cebe8e5ba13fc559c2aa/tumblr_mer792RUrO1rdoejdo1_r5_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wrath-and-cinaminis.tumblr.com/post/37669993059/rebxxx-sexy-i-cant-take-this-anymore" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;wrath-and-cinaminis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rebxxx.tumblr.com/post/37624498303/sexy"&gt;rebxxx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;sexy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t take this anymore.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37674031531</link><guid>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37674031531</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 19:19:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>wrath-and-cinaminis:

:’D</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d395c66a73828272c11ec033277a1caf/tumblr_metlmrnl5h1rf2fw3o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wrath-and-cinaminis.tumblr.com/post/37670028624/d" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;wrath-and-cinaminis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;:’D&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37673989282</link><guid>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37673989282</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 19:19:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>deadmau5:

Hello? Yes, this is Satan.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a3b114657840f2da51b6a14c5aa348f4/tumblr_meu9cahaS31r2kn5yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadmau5.tumblr.com/post/37670156573/hello-yes-this-is-satan" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;deadmau5&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hello? Yes, this is Satan.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37673922864</link><guid>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37673922864</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 19:18:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ma8yTx5U1r3w115o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37666549400</link><guid>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37666549400</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 17:50:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>It&amp;#8217;s annoying as fuck when people wanna bitch a bout people (mainly teenage females) w/...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s annoying as fuck when people wanna bitch a bout people (mainly teenage females) w/ Hybristophilia. Why does that shit even bother you? No one is a sick fuck because of some damn admiration, attraction &amp;amp; things of that sort.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You&amp;#8217;re like those people who find it disgusting that some people have foot fetishes. Quit bitchin&amp;#8217; about what other people get off to. It&amp;#8217;s none of your shit.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37665741207</link><guid>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37665741207</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 17:40:43 -0500</pubDate><category>Hybristophilia</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mel5wtl2XB1qfw0o4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37665623954</link><guid>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37665623954</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 17:39:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>thesickestjokes:

I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend.They said...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thesickestjokes.tumblr.com/post/37424754100/i-left-3-notes-scattered-around-the-house-earlier" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;thesickestjokes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend.&lt;br/&gt;They said “Will”, “you” and “me”.&lt;br/&gt;That’ll keep her busy whilst I watch sports.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37665575672</link><guid>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37665575672</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 17:38:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3dgklim2M1rtbmiwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37665507353</link><guid>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37665507353</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 17:37:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lny9jume6M1qarwbmo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37665499870</link><guid>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37665499870</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 17:37:39 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>ramirezbundydahmer:

On March 12, 1974 Ted Bundy murdered Donna...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwelvXVE61r13gsho1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwelvXVE61r13gsho2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ramirezbundydahmer.tumblr.com/post/37659693315/on-march-12-1974-ted-bundy-murdered-donna-manson"&gt;ramirezbundydahmer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;On March 12, 1974 &lt;strong&gt;Ted Bundy&lt;/strong&gt; murdered Donna Manson and incinerated her skull in his girlfriends fireplace. Following is an excerpt from a conversation between himself and Robert Keppel:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“I never wanted to tell this - I promised myself I’d never tell this, because of all the things I did to this woman, this was probably the one she was least likely to forgive me for. Poor Liz. (He was referring to Elizabeth Kendall, his former fiancee.) In her fireplace. That’s not really that humerus  but I mean, the fireplace at the house.”&lt;/em&gt; Ted said with a sinister, satisfied laughter in his voice.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Burn it all up?” &lt;/em&gt;Keppel asked, disbelieving.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Down the the last ash, and in a fit of - you know - paranoia and cleanliness, what have you, just vacuumed down all the ashes. That’s the twist. It’s a twist. And it’s a lot of work and certainly very risky, under the circumstances. I mean, the kids come home from school, there’s a roaring fire in the fireplace, and it’s warm outside.”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37665478273</link><guid>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37665478273</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 17:37:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>dreamdeath:

I’m really good at not getting pregnant
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dreamdeath.tumblr.com/post/37270708653/im-really-good-at-not-getting-pregnant"&gt;dreamdeath&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m really good at not getting pregnant&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37665020999</link><guid>http://howlongcanmyurlbe.tumblr.com/post/37665020999</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 17:31:27 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
